Funky Subscription

☕ FUNKY BOX

Coffee for those for whom regular coffee is not enough.

Funky Box is anything but a safe bet. If you're looking for consistent, familiar, and easy coffee, this isn't for you. (You can get a regular standing order , but this isn't it.)

This is the roaster's playground.

A place where you break routines and try things you wouldn't dare put in the mass selection.

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⚠️ WARNING – READ BEFORE ORDERING

Funky Box is not your average coffee. The content varies and the flavor profiles can be bold, experimental and sometimes even challenging.

Only order if:

• you love surprises

• you are curious and open to new tastes

If you're looking for smooth, familiar, and easy – this isn't for you.

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🔥 FUNKYMANIA – MANIFESTO

Welcome to the roaster's playground.

Funky Code – five rules for a Funky subscriber

1. Funky is not flat.

- Sometimes coffee hits the spot. Sometimes it challenges. Both are part of the experience.

2. The roaster decides.

- You don't choose the beans, roast level or origin. Trust is currency. (If you want, you can influence the future in the WhatsApp group.)

3. This is not a selection – this is an experiment.

- Smaller, experimental processing and unique roasting profiles.

4. Each box is unique.

- The same coffee may never be available again.

5. Funky doesn't appeal to everyone.

- And that's the whole point of the idea.

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☕ Coffee in Funky Box can be:

• abnormal habituation

• intensely fruity, fermented or unusual

• wild, surprising and divisive

• anything but “traditional coffee”

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Funky Box is for you if:

• Are you tired of basic coffee?

• you trust the roaster more than the product description

• you are looking for experiences and unique flavors

• you want to be part of a like-minded community

Sometimes you love it. Sometimes you don't understand it right away. But no Funky cup is indifferent. This is not a coffee order. This is consent to a surprise.

Not for everyone. Not always easy. Never boring.

👉 Join the gang.

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ℹ️ Practical information

• New coffees are released and roasted around the 10th of each month.

• Payment renews monthly based on original subscription date

• The subscription is valid until further notice and can be cancelled at any time.

• The first order will be shipped immediately if there is a month's supply of coffee left.