Funky Subscription
☕ FUNKY BOX
Coffee for those for whom regular coffee is not enough.
Funky Box is anything but a safe bet. If you're looking for consistent, familiar, and easy coffee, this isn't for you. (You can get a regular standing order , but this isn't it.)
This is the roaster's playground.
A place where you break routines and try things you wouldn't dare put in the mass selection.
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⚠️ WARNING – READ BEFORE ORDERING
Funky Box is not your average coffee. The content varies and the flavor profiles can be bold, experimental and sometimes even challenging.
Only order if:
• you love surprises
• you are curious and open to new tastes
If you're looking for smooth, familiar, and easy – this isn't for you.
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🔥 FUNKYMANIA – MANIFESTO
Welcome to the roaster's playground.
Funky Code – five rules for a Funky subscriber
1. Funky is not flat.
- Sometimes coffee hits the spot. Sometimes it challenges. Both are part of the experience.
2. The roaster decides.
- You don't choose the beans, roast level or origin. Trust is currency. (If you want, you can influence the future in the WhatsApp group.)
3. This is not a selection – this is an experiment.
- Smaller, experimental processing and unique roasting profiles.
4. Each box is unique.
- The same coffee may never be available again.
5. Funky doesn't appeal to everyone.
- And that's the whole point of the idea.
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☕ Coffee in Funky Box can be:
• abnormal habituation
• intensely fruity, fermented or unusual
• wild, surprising and divisive
• anything but “traditional coffee”
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Funky Box is for you if:
• Are you tired of basic coffee?
• you trust the roaster more than the product description
• you are looking for experiences and unique flavors
• you want to be part of a like-minded community
Sometimes you love it. Sometimes you don't understand it right away. But no Funky cup is indifferent. This is not a coffee order. This is consent to a surprise.
Not for everyone. Not always easy. Never boring.
👉 Join the gang.
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ℹ️ Practical information
• New coffees are released and roasted around the 10th of each month.
• Payment renews monthly based on original subscription date
• The subscription is valid until further notice and can be cancelled at any time.
• The first order will be shipped immediately if there is a month's supply of coffee left.